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okay so you shaved your head in front of alot of people and you raised alot of money for it im going to be cutting my hair really short this weekend and giving it to a charity that makes wigs for children with cancer but im afraid that since im going from long hair to really short hair people are going to make fun of me how do i deal?

top tip when someone makes fun of you for having less hair because you shaved it for charity just repeat this answer back to yourself and shake it off you feel

I accidentally spammed garyc on Twitter and now I swear he hates me ):

How do you accidentally spam anyone? :p

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

dirudo:

passion:

when you get hit by a blue shell right before the finish line

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bye

ultrafacts:

fandompocalypsecj:

ultrafacts:

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Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.