if i was a rapper i'd be called vitamin e

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)


So I heard it’s Earth Day



My friend saw this in an elevator today and I just



Dear Emma, your curtains are atrocious. How about a new pair? Yours, a concerned citizen.

Sure! Just send a pair that exact width and length over to me so I can tick another thing off my list just so I don’t upset you. I MOVED IN A WEEK AGO. THEY CAME WITH THE FLAT. GIVE ME TIME (or strength)



I think Emma Blackery is a terrible, terrible singer. Her music is poor too. I don’t understand why she even has a fanbase.

Probably because I spend my time making people happy instead of sitting at a computer submitting bitchy things to a Tumblr blog, but there you go.